pau1y:
Me and my mom text
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lelandjanuska:
This is making me so angry I don’t know why
(Source: crookedruler, via ianoshea)
cleverstarkidurl:
when people complain about great gatsby spoilers
THE BOOK HAS BEEN OUT FOR 88 YEARS
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avoxes:
pro tip: if you stub your toe in a church do not say “holy jesus satan”
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me:
I'm sad
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other people:
there's kids starving in africa
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me:
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me:
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me:
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me:
wow well obviously i didn't know that because I'm an idiot but now that you've pointed it out my sadness has magically been cured thank you
bellatirx:
do you ever like a celebrity so much you actually get jealous when other people say they like them
(Source: ruthwilson, via happinessisinfinite)
schticky-friend:
shitilivefor:
katara:
i just pretend i know what im talking about 150% of the time
if you can’t blow them away with your brilliance, baffle them with your bullshit
i think i just found my senior quote
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assiest:
sex-doesnt-alarm-me:
assiest:
i am 41 cheetos tall
Why did you think you needed to measure yourself in Cheetos?
we were out of doritos
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dilclo:
ding dong ur opinion is wrong
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runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:
ahorsecalledhonour:
fixthefisherking:
banjaxed:
nightlifemingus:
nosdrinker:
hypnotiqradiance:
If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.
are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference
it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids
many were lost that day
It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.
My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.
Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse
My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney
(Source: brennablueskies, via arose186)
jocknoir:
stormcloaca:
lokiarrty:
suckmypoppunk:
unshaped:
wasn’t expecting this
but arent you glad it hapened
its ears ITS EARS ITS EARS ITS EARS
floomph
oh my god
(Source: caturday, via happinessisinfinite)
we-should-fuck-now-that-i:
Let’s play ;)
(Source: dopeasfuhk, via truuunicorn)
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that-stupid-tardis-sound:
one time i got bored in class so i drank 3 bottles of water and when my teacher asked me what i was doing i told him i was trying to drown myself
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thepensivebrony:
“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”
finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
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